Archive for October, 2009

How do you feel about downtown Reno?

I think it’d be a good idea to get a discussion going, if at all possible, here on the site.

I realize blogging is about self-serving viewpoints, a total narcissistic way of unleashing a volley of opinion without much backlash because, after all, it’s a blog on the good ol’ Internet. The good news is, I don’t consider us a blog. Sure, the action may be blog-like, and we may “blog,” about things, but I’m actually happier when I have people discussing things, bickering, even constructively meeting at their convenience about all things Biggest Little.

Issues that seem to cause thought are specific problems about town, such as street resurfacing and paving. I’ve been a long-time critic of RTC, happy to point out success they might have, but always skeptical of their approach to donning a well-maintained method of getting you and I around. Busses, lights, streets… it’s all pretty much up to them.

When a street is resurfaced and paved, one of they most difficult things to deal with are the preexisting services and “ports,” that lie underneath and around a piece of street blacktop. Natural gas lines, sewer access, electrical service access, we know them simply as “manholes,” or “manhole covers.” If you manage to go around Mill Street, Ohm Place, Edison, you’ll see glaring examples of a rushed job of paving versus a proper job. Even Mill Street itself. For example, you drive from about Terminal to Rock Boulevard, and your car is being destroyed by an inch to two-inch deep recessed area for a manhole. Basically, it’s a pothole that will never get fixed. You go beyond Rock Boulevard east on Mill, and you then see the same service ports, all nicely even with poured concrete around them. It seems mystical to me, besides time and cost, of why this was done. Meanwhile, people like myself, are having to replace brakes, shocks, tires and loose bumpers because this job was done, as far as I’m concerned, improperly. Or I can avoid them and just swerve like a maniac. To have one example of a project like this being done half-assed, and one perfectly, almost side-by-side, is classic Reno. Am I simply ignorant? Was there NO other way to ease the pain on our vehicles we’re trying to hold together in a bad economy? There’s probably a reason, it’s probably something we’ll all nod and get some lip-service about, but it most likely won’t be fixed.

Okay, this has nothing to do with downtown, but I feel it’s a great segway into discussions I’ve had recently with people that care about Reno. It seems to be a mindset that extends far beyond simple RTC repaving projects.

I was in a discussion recently with Mike, owner and manager of the fantastic site www.downtownmakeover.com. This site is by far the best, and most informative of the Reno sites, got second place for “Best Local Website,” in the recent RN&R annual “Best of,” votes, and deserves a “Best of,” of its own, if you ask me. Mike does an impeccable job of doing what needs to be done: Telling people in Reno what’s up with their downtown and surrounding areas.

The topic began with his news of the Woolworth’s building, across from City Hall, Bruka Theatre, which as been… Woolworthless…(yes, slap me for that…) for decades. Apparently, according to this article, will slate it for renovation to become office and retail. My attitude, perpetually agnostic about downtown Reno, will be “I’ll celebrate when it is done…AND being used.” I did so with West Street Market, which was, as I said before, “A ‘do,’ not ‘talk’ about it, downtown project.” It almost appeared out of nowhere, like a gentrification project ninja in the night. I continue to believe it is a success story, along with projects like the baseball stadium, that separates them from the triumphant face-plants downtown experiences.

One point that came up in our discussion was the condos that sit downtown, largely imposing, dark, creepily uninhabited and yet polished and pretty. It’s as if some movie set had recently been abandoned. Mike is of the impression, to my understanding, that this isn’t a bad thing for Reno, and eventually, they’ll be worked in as a functioning part of the downtown corridor. I’m really broadly paraphrasing, but I’ll have to do the same thing for myself, as well. My opinion is that we’d almost have been better off with the buildings as closed casinos, which of course, really doesn’t make sense even to me at times, but I have a good reason for saying as such.

Would I rather have an ugly building, closed casino, darkened and unused or a pretty, new building, dark and unused?

I would rather have a casino. Closed. Seems totally counter-productive, especially with disgusting blight on downtown like the King’s Inn, that’s been rotting for almost 30 years in the same location. Fortunately, the legal and ownership issues with places like the King’s Inn are NOT the norm for casinos and other “dead,” buildings downtown. I’d give you the breakdown on the King’s Inn situation, but I don’t have accurate facts or standing with that, just hearsay. I do know it is quite complicated, and is a cancer of downtown.

So why, Daddy Rodeo, do you feel a casino is so much better?

I’m glad you asked. A dead casino says, “This isn’t working.” Meaning, it’s kind of like a head on a stake for the other casinos. Casino’ing in downtown is a tradition that is dying. Don’t tell Park Place, don’t tell the Caranos, but it’s true. Blue-haired old ladies and buses of Asians from the Bay Area have much closer and cheaper places to head than Reno on the reservations in California. Places where they don’t have to deal with meth heads in weekly motels and panhandlers. Economically speaking, it’s also losing battle. The desperate are moreso now, and throwing money into the one-armed bandit or the tables really seems to be a thinking point to even the most ignorant of moneykeepers. Lastly, the Atlantis and Peppermill are doing pretty well for themselves: shockingly, they aren’t even downtown.

Dead casinos have potential. Provided they are structurally sound, they could be anything. The housing boom of Reno proved this, because who would have thought there’d be a need for condos downtown?

…wait, WAS there a need for condos downtown? Can Reno support condo living downtown? At very high-end prices? With retail shops dropping like flies, and no grocery stores nearby?

Besides the housing boom that went flat, I’m wondering the same thing. I don’t have an answer for that.

Las Vegas has gotten away from “party palaces,” and timeshares where you could go, stay for two weeks, do some cocaine, treat the boss to an escort, etc., because they CAN support such things. Well, thankfully, Reno is NOT Las Vegas. It also isn’t Baltimore, Maryland. Or any other place that can probably effectively support people’s want and need to be downtown.

What is OUR downtown?  If you ask me, aging casinos and a LOT of super hip bars frequented by ne’er do wells and college kids. Not people buying six and seven-figure type condos.  Not people shopping.  Not people here for historical knowledge or art appreciation.  Those ideas seem dwindling.  People have to wonder what kind of lifestyle they’ll have, with the Montage as an example, with street-level condos right across the street from the 210 North bar and 2nd Street Bar, where I see altercations and drunkards four nights a week. Why didn’t they make two stories for… retail and supporting their inhabitants, again, to blend with the nature of our downtown? Are they wondering why Ruth’s Chris
steakhouse, slated to be in view of vomiting karaoke jerks at the 2nd Street Bar pulled out of the south side of the  Montage?

I still feel like I haven’t answered why a dead casino is better than a finished, empty condo.  Besides the fact it looks pretty from the freeway.   Let’s try this:

Potential. A dead casino can be anything. An empty, brand-new, ready-to-move in condo complex can only be just that: an investment waiting to reclaim the cost. As Reno is in transition, fickle about who and what it will grow up to be in the coming decades, it is pressed with the decisions of, “Do I build for the trendy next couple of years, or the decades of the future?” In that indecision is the problem, as I see it. If we build ourselves to be a 21-28 year old college playground, those condos are going to be dark for a long time. However, if we build space to support those condos, for grocery, retail and other outlets that run the other hours of the day besides Friday and Saturday partytime, we might just fill those suckers up.  We might even see other retail and small business not only NOT close down, but new ones take their place and then some.  See definition “symbiosis.”

Otherwise, a dead casino still has potential. Potential to be a small, outlet Nordstrom.   A San Jose-style flea market.  A vertical mall. An art gallery.  An art complex.  A learning center.  A museum.   A farmer’s market, an office, an experimental green building station subsidized by the government.   Something, anything to blend with what Reno is,  or could be, rather than “build it and they will come,” attitude.  A plan, perhaps?   It is a glaring example of developers who have no idea how Reno works. An example of how the City Council haven’t done what they can to help them succeed, to help downtown Reno succeed. I suppose even the existing casinos would have tried, because they know the area, having people wanting a small piece of Las Vegas at a Reno price could have been done. But no, we’re a town of sneering talkers sometimes, arms crossed, stubborn, unwilling, and meanwhile, ignorant outsiders come in, make mistakes, and we deal with the future potential of blight as we have no form or cohesion with our planning. Economy and housing bubbles, etc. be damned.

This is how I tie in projects like the street resurfacing.  Why?  We’re so eager to get something done and improved here, we’re like a sugered-up child.  Excited, inaccurate, naive.    We have one success right next to one face-palming “…what were they thinking?”  Showing an obvious lack of oversight, or foresight, or SOME sight, because Reno is a town of people and potential, not a patchwork of random ideas.   Isn’t it?  Will our casinos-turn-condos just be years of hitting the edge of that manhole-pothole because we couldn’t get the job done right, that we then bitch about for 30 years?  I hope not.

This is just an opinion, and questions of opinions, of what I see, what I hear, and my gut feelings I get as I ponder, look and watch the days go by in our downtown.

My question about how you feel, reader, about downtown Reno, is what do you think of this, and perhaps the “scene,” that is downtown Reno at this point?

GR


The Electric Circus Technicolor Masquerade Ball

The Electric Circus ii

Since last year was so much fun at this event, we’re doing it again.

Location?  The Studio on 4th.

Time? 7:00pm

Cost?  $2 in costume attire, $5 without!

Date?  January 9, 2010

Fun factor? Infinity.

Until then, please amuse yourself with the possibility of this event:

Click here…

…and here.

Come see a lineup of bands you won’t soon forget, more about them as I juggle work and GHR!

GR


Third place? Really? But…but… we didn’t DO anything!

God Hates Reno

Thanks, Reno!!!

Well, wasn’t this a nice surprise to wake up to!

Best of Northern Nevada 2009

These RN&R awards are something people really get into.  I get messages all the time, “Oh Em Gee, vote for me!!!” and suddenly there’s some solace because someone “made it in.”

We didn’t do a goddamn thing.  Nothing.  Perhaps we do enough by just making sure we post regularly, don’t let our filthy, crazy minds go too out of control, we cover our fair town with our own senses, and well, golly, we just have a damn good time.  Whatever the case, congrats to everyone!  We didn’t expect anyone to notice us.  Honestly.  We don’t do this for awards.

I’ll keep this short and sweet, but honestly, thank you, Reno.   Humbled we are, from a little stupid website that just blocked the efforts of some crazies, we apparently turned into something worthwhile.

A little pat on the back once in a while is very okay with us!

God may hate Reno, but apparently you all disagree.  A fine choice.

Keep it Reno, Reno.  We will, too.

PS… if you want to support and show off your spirit for GHR and another Reno Celebrity, Phillip Brown, we have shirts available (plus others)… just send a message!  GHR T-SHIRTS!

GR


Resurrection - The Rebirth of Ashlee Stone - 21+

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Resurrection - The Rebirth of Ashlee Stone.

Ashlee Stone is dead*.  She’s also going to be necromanced right back into this mortal coil just in time for Halloween, too.

On October 24th, expect to see the rebirth of Ashlee Stone.  I’d say more, but that’s all I’ve been given.  If you have been to a Vanity party in the past, it’s not going to be the same.  Yet it will be.  The quality and the fun is to be expected, however, the content might be downright… interesting.   I think you should go.

The Red Martini,  214 W. Commercial Row (…downtown, next to China Diner…) 10pm.

This is a Vanity Entertainment production.
GR

*Disclaimer:  Figuratively speaking, and let’s not go starting any rumors, now!


Reno’s Electric Circus II? Are you down like a clown?

The Electric Circus Reno

Johnny Harpo,  otherwise known as Johnny Harpo, was a part of such bands as “Groovebox Replica,” and  “King Cloud Harpo.”  Now off in yet another fantastic direction, he’s a part of The Madorians.  Him and a crew of other like-minded musicians have decided to put on The Electric Circus II.

What the hell was the original “Electric Circus?”   Some said it couldn’t be done.  Others yet called it,  “…a technicolor vaudevillian masquerade ball…”    The rest can plainly be described here:

The Electric Circus Aftermath

No really, we have to do that again.  All of us had a fun time.  My former band, Sickpastnine, played as the “house orchestra,” keeping the natives satiated until the next band came on.  Our blend of electronic musical madness did the trick.  Even I (us?) have a new project, In Space With Lasers, that will most likely be doing exactly what we did last year.  But just like the event and the people a whole, bigger, better, funner-er, and awesome-er.

Save the date:  January 9th, 2010, the Studio on 4th.

It’s a great time because we’ll all probably need a release from the holiday bullshit, the hum-drum of winter looming, and hell, if you want to, celebrate the return of the sun (days get longer on December 19th).  We can reset ourselves for the new year.

Any way you slice it, we’re going to need other participants.  Rock stars, artists, visual performers, light shows, I mean come on, it’s a circus, not just a show.  It’s the show of shows.  It’s anti-scene, anti-art (by being so pro-art), it could be the Reno Vaudeville of entertainment.  Costumes.  Dazzling displays of people and their creations.  Mind-bending tricks.

So what do you say?  I know you’ll want to go, but we’re going to need participants, too!  Is this you?  Band?  Curtain climber?  Neon light sculptor?  Exotic animal trainer?

Johnny Harpo wants to hear from you.  Click here to contact him.

Let’s get the ball rolling on this thing! You’re also welcome to comment here or contact someone here at GHR with ideas. Johnny will get them.

GR


Are you decked out for Hecka Deco?

Hecka Deco Reno

I’m not sure what buffoon came up with that name, but how dreadfully Reno.  Great idea though, right?

This time of year it goes into the “GHR slowing season.”  Where I find a few less things to write about, but don’t fret, dearies, it isn’t all bad.  That and I have gotten myself involved with some cool projects and events.  This will be the first sort-of GHR official party.  Mostly just for fun though.  You do like fun, don’t you?

On October 9th, 2009 the Tree House Lounge at 555 E. 4th St.  (…in the alley behind Club Underground…)  will begin a little shindig starting at 9pm that should be a real joy to you nostalgic and well-dressed elite.  Dress up in your finest furs, your swankiest shoes, your prettiest hats, your dapper coats, and your suave hats, because we’re going to party like it’s 1938.

Ah, the good ol’ days, when music was churned out of scratchy radios and crackling record players.  Discs of clay composite contained the very finest musicians of their day, none of this silly MP3 stuff to worry about.  Although you wouldn’t worry about a power surge erasing it all, if you dropped it (or served food on it by drunken mistake) you’d probably do just about the same.

The silver screen… the days of yore… back when it took an act of god just to match up the sound and the film, because they did that separately back in the day, you know.   No, it isn’t magic, it’s a lack of technology.  The one bit computer (running at 1hz), bubble fenders, Thompson machine guns, pipes, cigars, martinis, ah, that was the life.
For a quick moment, we can pretend we know what it was like.  That’s why Hecka Deco should be a lot of fun.  Vintage drink specials, live DJ and movies playing, bring your best!  $3 to get in and should run until 1AM when you can finally loosen that tie and listen to a neat DJ, Akasha (George) do his thing up on stage.
See you all there, dollfaces.  *tips hat*

GR